HANDE

If you have a person named Hande in your life you won at life ! You are just going to feel lucky to be around this person . Her beautiful soul reflects on her face and she is the most honest sometimes brutally honest , genuine person who is smart , sexy , hot and beautiful . Inshort everyone either wants to date her or marry her and when hande cuts you off her life it hurts like a bitch so better not take their goodness for granted and treat them well they are really the most empathetic and most giving souls and humble to the core so if you loose them you will know what a loss is and how it hurts like a bitch ! That's on that

Hande is the sexiest woman I have seen

by Hande November 22, 2021

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021

Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 10, 2021

Heritage Hand

In video chat forum classes, when ypu use "rqise your hand" tool, but then forget to "unraise" the hand, you are left with a Heritage Hand icon on your screen...an old hand symbol that is out of date.

Teacher: Is that you with another question?
Student: Oops, that's just a heritage hand, sorry.

by MegaHuge September 8, 2021

Gas hands

A term used by the cryptocurrency community when someone wants to sell, but cannot get a fair exchange rate due to high fees (which fluctuate regularly), called gas in crypto slang. Related to "diamond hands".

"Dude, I'm holding ETH right now and I want to sell 0,5 ETH but these damn gas fees want to charge me 0,2 ETH, no way I'm that crazy."
"Fuck man, gas hands all the way then."

by Delenition September 10, 2021

caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021