Balanced White Man

Balanced White Man is an Internet personality frequently found on Worldstar dispelling fallacious arguments and reconstructing long held, but ultimately false concepts.

Balanced White Man isn’t affiliated with any organization but has many ties with gang members, most notably: Truth, Scotty Toad, SomaliSomali.

Balanced White Man is recognizable due to his distinct Carl Jung avatar.

Balanced White Man is credited with coining the term Afropean which is a portmanteau of a person of African & European heritage.

Balanced White Man doesn’t tolerate ignorance.

by Balanced White Man November 23, 2019

my president is white

Highly controversial song put out by a 19 year old white kid from New York. While the argument is that its racist its the same structure as the my president is black for Obama.

My president is white, My mustangs red...

by ktccasset January 23, 2009

Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".

Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011

white womans whore

a lover caucasian women

“oh it’s fine i’m a W.W.W (white womans whore)”

by shsbsb November 10, 2019

Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

by The Erection July 6, 2010

White girl weed

Weed drug dealers give to white girls because they think they're too stupid to know any better.

"Yo did you know Snoop Dogg was Cameron Diaz's drug dealer in high school?"

"Yeah man, I heard he used to sell her White girl weed."

by Sam333 October 10, 2013

White Trash Abortion

Repeatedly getting your pregnant girlfriend drunk in order to lose the baby.

Aww damn!! Darlene's knocked up again! Now we gotta go to the bar for another white trash abortion.

by JayWat October 17, 2010