Eathan Philips

this is a mythical creature who will come to your school and preach to you the good words of cali his home land.

the great Eathan Philips taught us the preachings of cali today.

by Papa Yojana April 5, 2021

Dirty Phillibet

The act of fucking giant pumpkins, while been pegged by a giant zucchini.

That guy just told me his a Dirty Phillibet

by Likerbell April 7, 2021

Vinyl philosophy

Those urban/college dudes who read Aristotle and Socrates once and now think they are philosophical geniuses and they probably listen to the Beatles and other artists only on vinyl
You know the ones

Yeah, he’s cool, but he’s definitely the vinyl philosophy type

by rajyaboy May 21, 2021

Fresh philette

A person who is in a group of friends who all have relation ships

I am the fresh philette of the footy team

by A.kelly May 26, 2021

Paul Philippe

Perfect.

- Hi Paul Philippe, you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts we already know.

by Im_thicc_asf June 5, 2021

Paul Philippe

Perfect.

- Hi Paul Philippe you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts.

by Im_thicc_asf June 6, 2021

Saints Philip and James

You ever been to a school where you feel uncomfortable reading a book about the south into being peer pressured into saying the n-word, that's SSPJ. You ever been to a school where you want to waste your money on shitty cafeteria food and low quality pizza from a random pizza joint that no one has heard of, that's SSPJ. You ever feel like you will be smote by a teacher in the middle school hall? That's SSPJ. Word of advice, don't waste your precious childhood going to the school, or go if you feel like becoming a band kid and going to BSHS.

Friend: Hey how is Saints Philip and James?
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.

by GreenBaseballHat August 14, 2021