James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.

" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"

by jimmehjam December 2, 2023

James

Ah James the gay boi. The boy who wants to shag Jayden from the older class.

Jayden: “why you looking at me all the time”
James: thinks *oh god what do I say* “um hi Jayden

by The disease December 16, 2019

james

the hottest dude alive and his best friend is proboly named derrick or some one with a d

james is so hot

by oddcatbut April 12, 2022

James Gaynor

A certain individual that is cool and calm until he unleashes his demons and starts going crazy.

James Gaynor Unleashed his demons

by EPIC GAMER NIGGER June 13, 2023

james jones

eh stupid fat person with a small dick

dude you're so james jones

by goolgoog August 29, 2020

james

james, we’re do i begin, he’s a lil goofy guy yk. he can be on ur right, or on ur left… if u end things with a “james” u might miss him. (but prob not tbh) anywho he’s a good rapper, singer, dancer. many people would call him a thripal threat!!! if ur bestfriend goes for a james. she will end up killing herself❤️

guys, do u see that guy with a lisp? oh nvm prob a james

by urmom248 July 13, 2022

house of james

james' home

we had lunch at the house of james

by hoobanana May 7, 2021