God-fearer

Someone who is only religious because they fear the wrath of God.

That God-fearer is only here because he thinks the world is ending.

Last weeks earthquake brought in a lot of God-fearers.

That fire has made a God-fearer out of me.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

God

The One, the Big Guy - not Joe Biden but even bigger, you know that Thing. Definitely a controversial figure and seems to take on many forms and be many things to many people throughout history. The One that you often don't talk to unless you have a very very big looming threatening ass kicking life threatening issue which makes you cry out "Help Me God!" Oh yeah, He/She/It supposedly assigns gender at birth but that's being hotly debated lately.

Dear God, now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take.

by Ban Censorship April 22, 2022

God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.

Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!

by off-bagrill January 13, 2023

o mah god

this is when you put 4 dots instead of three and use a sarcastic tone thru text

person1: it's not a joke!
witness: (sarcastic tone) o mah god....

by khroma December 1, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.

“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”

by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018

Sexy Man God

A term used by Dick Bent to describe Sir Christopher Lee

"Repeat after me; You're a sexy man god"

"I'm a sexy man god"

"You're a sexy fucking man god!"

"I am a sexy.. man god"

by Michael's abortion July 3, 2025

the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009