dick level

Something that is right in front of you that you can't find, and is about 32 inches above the floor.

"Hey Moe, where on this shelf is the framulator?"
Moe: "Dick level, dude, dick level"

by curranimal January 5, 2009

Dick-whipped

The act of a female being so head over heels in-love with her man's penis, AND his skill in using it(along with his other enhanced love-making skills), he has her deeply IN to him; giving no serious thought to any other man(because she is so dick-whipped by HIS penis)

Guy texts his GF or wife while at work: "Baby, wear something sexy for me when i come home. "
Her reply, "Sure, my Love. You know how 'dick-whipped' i am for you!"

by TropicalLady August 16, 2017

Hitchhiker's Dick

When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.

Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.

by fireblitz January 23, 2011

Hot Dick

The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!

“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”

“Yeah, he HOT DICKED her”

by IWannaTalkToSampson December 19, 2019

Pink Dick

This sexual act is performed when the male genitalia is rammed up his own anus, then proceeding to fart repeatedly until at the point of ejaculation he doesn't cum but he farts out of the end of his bellend therefore you are able to pass on pink eye when nutting in another's eye.

I just gave someone "Pink Dick"!

by Killercow347 December 28, 2016

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick cheny

a crazy cyco person who shoots his friends he also a rightwing nut job

dont be a dick cheny

by knkn July 31, 2007