Bro chitis

1. Your best guy friend has a hot girlfriend so you cheat on your girlfriend with them

2. You use your guy friend and his girlfriend to get rid of your girlfriend

“Once homie got a new girlfriend, he caught bro chitis and lost his own girlfriend”

by Missedup December 10, 2024

Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise

Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”

by teebrno January 26, 2024

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016

That’s the oranges, bro

The 2020 verison of “That’s the tea, sis”. Come on, people! Let’s get this trend going! New decade, new you. Peel me an orange= tell me. Juicy orange= hot gossip

Person 1: I just heard that Jessica and Aaron broke up!
Person 2: Ooh! That’s the oranges, bro.

by Ketchuptree January 7, 2020

Bro

bro litch = bae.simple

girl:”bro ur acc pissing me off”
in mind:”bae your acc pissing me off”

by heluvsmarliee April 24, 2022

Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020

Lock down bro

Simple explanation to questions asked since the COVID-19 out break

Q: Why are you still in bed?
A: Lock down bro

Q: Why you not calling me anymore?

A: Lock down bro (also acceptable when responding to your girlfriend)

Q: You still on your Xbox?
A: Lock down bro

by Boux April 26, 2020