Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.
Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016
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Smoke Bomb

A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.

Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020
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bomb p

A really wet, tight, good smell and tasting pussy. That makes you cum quick.
Oh honey chile she had some bomb p.

Sorry baby I couldn’t last long you have Bomb p.
by Oh honey chile May 14, 2019
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Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart
After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!
by dboys194 May 8, 2016
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Batty bomb

A turd so big/heavy that the water drenches your arse when it hits the bowl
Jesus Christ, my arse is wet from that ‘batty bomb’ I just did.
by Big guy 1463 June 5, 2021
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Stuka Bomb

1 shot of Jägermeister plus 3/4 Redbull Yellow.
Jager in a shot glass dropped into 3/4 can of Red Bull Yellow in a highball glass makes a Stuka Bomb! Enjoy!
by thatstanfordguy December 31, 2018
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Google bomb

Interesting, but unsolicited, usually sad irrelevant stories found on google and told to you by someone you know.
Man! Wtf i was having a great day until larry came up and google bombed me with some super sad shit.
by Ryker hart October 14, 2020
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