Bored cop syndrom

When members of the police force in a small town where nothing usually happens anyway, have nothing to do during the winter months, and look for small offences comitted that they would normally look past, such as loitering, smoking within 20 feet of the entrance of a building, spitting gum out in a parking lot, ect. Basically playing the roll of a mall cop, with a "stop or I'll say 'stop' again" attitude.

Dude, this cop saw me smoking, and actually got out of his car to search me, and do a background search on me, and of course check my ID to verrify that I'm really 18.

What a dick dude, I fucking hate Lakeside Arizona, the police all have bored cop syndrome

by Jamesulous ceazar January 8, 2010

Paris Hilton Syndrome

Being of spoiled rich offspring having no clue about the struggles of the working class.

The real problem with most corporations is Paris Hilton Syndrome.

by newlifeeeternal December 15, 2011

camel toe syndrome

the frontal wedgie some women get when pulling up their pants too far.

Pull your pants down grandma, you have a camel toe.

by bMIODSMTOIW April 15, 2003

Irritable Barden Syndrome

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.

I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.

by 1011B January 29, 2014

David Typing Syndrome

David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.

Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".

David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".

by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021

Big Nose Syndrome

A serious condition in where the subject has a fucking huge nose.

That Dylan has Big Nose Syndrome
That Dolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Donklin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doulon has Big Nose Syndrome
He has such a big nose!

by Dr. Mark Yanakis November 11, 2021

Pablo Honey Syndrome

When a perfectly good album gets a bad reputation due to it not being quite as good as the other albums in an artist’s discography. Refers to Radiohead’s 1993 debut album Pablo Honey, which while generally considered their weakest album, is still a good 90s rock album.

It’s a shame that people don’t seem to like Björk’s Volta that much.

It’s still a good album, it just suffers from Pablo Honey Syndrome.

by jmccann June 26, 2021