The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!
by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014
freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha
by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019
When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.
I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.
My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.
I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.
My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.
I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.
by GinMouse September 25, 2019
by tukata August 03, 2020
by donkeyturd April 12, 2024
When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.
We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.
by BarryGoodTimes April 04, 2021
(Sentence if said by Canadian)
Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
by FTH and stuff December 11, 2021