Urban Dictionary Mug

(Urh-bhan Dik-shinn-air-e Muhg)
What I might be sipping this from, lest I'm just reading this article.

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by Farlanders of Another Land June 15, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban dictionary

dumb af

Person 1: whats Urban dictionary
Person 2: its a dumb website

by gayasfforboobs June 30, 2023

urban dictionary

a way to know that you've hit rock bottom for entertainment in your life

Person 1: You're scrolling through the urban dictionary for fun?

Person 2: Yeah, I've hit rock bottom.

by peetsaisgoodfru July 7, 2023

Urban dictionary

Wyd reading a book with words in it?

Urban dictionary is more helpful and easier 🤷 ♂️

Plus does the normal dictionary know what a kink is? Nope!!!

Person one: Yo what does alligator mean..?
Person two: bro idk just check the dictionary it’s in that bookshelf.
Person three: y’all r tripping just open google and use Urban Dictionary

by Grassfart July 17, 2023

English Dictionary

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture

Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."

by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023

Urban dictionary

1. All of the internet beamed into a set of definitions for phases and words

2. A website with a logo that if you stare at it long enough you realize it says 'ur ban(ned) dictionary'

I'm crazy enough to use urban dictionary.

by _Jbolt July 29, 2023