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Jenna's mom

she's such a bitch, she'll get mad at you for crying and make you cry even harder by yelling at you, a 9 year old child
you: *crying*
Jenna's mom: be quiet you little 9 year old child no one wants to hear you cry and your reasons are invalid
by THE BITCH BOY December 16, 2022
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Mom

The most hard-working, dedicated, and smart person I know. She is always quick on her feet and ready for action. She works hard for her family and always thinks of her family's needs, before her own needs.

She is thoughtful and plans amazing vacations and days for her family filled with fun activities. She is funny and makes witty, and smart jokes that make the whole family light up and laugh.

She always supports her family and helps her children make smart decisions. She has amazing mom powers. And I just want her to know, I don't know where I would be without my mom.
by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022
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mom

Someone who tells people that they don't want negativity in their life but there are the negative ones who starts everything.
i don't like being negative - mom

5 min later

hey stop eating you are fat -mom
by Josh parry. December 18, 2022
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mom

a person who tells people they don't like negativity in their life but in reality they're the negative one
hey do you want to go out for lunch - person

sure- mom

at lunch

I want this - person

no you cant have that you are too fat

then starts this whole big thing- mom
by Josh parry. December 18, 2022
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Ur mom

ur mom is fat ass like you
ur mom is fat ass
by w34t5j5 December 19, 2022
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Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom
Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!
by FRMac December 19, 2022
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Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022
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