velcro love

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.

"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
*MANLY EMBRACE*

by Raceboat May 18, 2011

Love it, man

The feeling of loving everything around you while high stepping from the effects of pcp laced marijuana.

25 lighters on my dresser, yessir. I gots to get paid. "Love it, man.

by CLoudyCLiCk May 9, 2010

grandmotherly love

To verbally and/or physically beat the piss out of someone with only the best intentions and/or for their benefit.

My friend complained about being single; so, in an act of grandmotherly love, I bluntly told him that nobody wants to date an unwashed, unkempt fatass whose hobbies are limited to video games and masturbation.

by earthen biscuit July 9, 2007

Spot love

Getting horny either randomly or when caught in the moment

Me and my girl were just chillin watching movies then out of nowhere the spot love kicked in.

by Dexter121 July 26, 2007

Love trumpet

The act of farting while love making

I was shagging her well and she was quite pleased until my love trumpet fired off and ruined the mood.

by Hopster September 5, 2007

love struck

To have instant feelings and to be confused with the emotion of seems like love.

She walked into the room and he was love struck and smitten; barely able to talk he spilled his drink

by Posydon's Goose September 17, 2018

love sponge

A love sponge is one who is completely in awe of their partner, catering to their every wish. (S)He loves to lie in their partner's arms like a pile of goo, soaking up all the love. When squeezed, the love starts to pour out of them in the form of overly romantic gestures, often accompanied by an excited squeal.

Friend 1: "That guy, Carlyle, took his girl on an all-day date, gave her wine, chocolates, a picnic, wrote her a sonnet and performed it for her. To finish off the date, they watched Netflix while he rubbed her feet."

Friend 2: "Carlyle is the epitome of a love sponge."

by aliyyah27 September 24, 2016