john

the funny short filipino guy in the group who everyone loves

someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.

by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022

Pillar John

An enemy in Pizza Tower that activates Pizza Time if you grab dash into him or run into him (mach 2-4)

Player: *runs into pillar john*
Pillar John: *Activates pizza time*
Player: *runs all the way back to the exit*

by Pendolumblade June 20, 2023

John-Chan

a character from 'my hero academia'. An Abomination of science. Has no rights and should have never existed.

John-Chan creeps me out so much...

by owofek October 13, 2020

Opper Johns

A cop

Run the opper johns are coming.

by Opperjohn May 31, 2023

John Cabot Academy

A school that was once a chill, smooth flow school that has now turned into a shit house full of couples and year 12s smoking. The teacher’s there are so rude now, and they’ll try and do anything to kick you out.

Also, some student in that school got pregnant by a 30 year old, and they were both in a relationship for 5 years. John Cabot Academy is actually mad.

by YouTube - myntism October 9, 2019

Kryoz John

An epic gamer, and artist in many fields. A bit lonely but it’s okay his fans relate. A little mean cutie patootie

omg is that kryoz john?
yeas he so rude :)

by Dirpppsy February 17, 2024

john

john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)

john does not appreciate being named after a toilet.

by slytherdor October 7, 2020