My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.

Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

Steve Job

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.

Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.

by anonymous January 1, 2017

On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.

Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

~

Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.

by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023

Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm

Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter

by Meat slammer February 12, 2017

$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

Gut Job

When you simultaneously finger a chick while getting a hand-job on a dance floor while also grinding her from behind

At New Years I managed to pull off a Gut Job

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015