Draymond Green

Stats:
147 Techs
18 Ejections
15 Flagrants

Career Summary:
Current league: NBA
Fits in: UFC

“DRAYMOND GREEN, PUTTING GOBERT IN A HEADLOCK!”

by skibidibasketballfan March 21, 2024

Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025

The green revolution

Some cool shit WHICH DID improve the human condition

Alexa: The green revolution did not improve the human condition.

Rae: Now thinks women shouldnt have the freedom of expression.

by Grasseaterultra February 21, 2022

greens

an alternative for weed that is green (untouched)

bro i’m so happy my girlfriend let me smoke greens last night

by ay111ac February 3, 2022

Green FN

a phrase used when you shoot a basketball knowing its going to go in

person 1: "Green FN!"
person 2: "bro you airballed"

by ajthesungod on soundcloud April 12, 2024

green doiley

When a leprechaun ejaculates into a tissue it becomes a green doiley.

I found Conor’s green doiley tucked behind my laptop!

by Lanaslayer May 3, 2018

green fn

(skip to the end for the broad definition) some people wonder what the phrase "green fn" stands for, for starters, the green indicates the nba2k mechanic in shooting. as green means an "Excellent" shot. now the actual definition (smd if i put filler), february 23rd 2023, a tiktoker named "shaitard" went ahead and posted the video onto the platform, with an nba player missing their shot and the caption on top stating "green fn" this was used in ironic videos and gained popularity in early february 2024, the term simply means green fucking nigger

guy: *scrolls on social media*
social media: *nba player missing a shot captioned "green fn"

by loafcat March 2, 2024