Ass-fixyation

When you lay eyes upon an ass so grand you have trouble breathing.

Friend- "(wheeze).... dude...(cough)"

Me- "Holy shit man are you ok? "

Friend- " Look at that....(wheeze)....ass."

Me-" We need a medic, he's got ass-fixyation!"

by KungFuFlanda April 10, 2013

ass specks

A play on the word aspect. Its when you have explosive diarrhea and you get spatter specks on your ass.

He is a man of man ass specks.

by Eddie Finklestien January 12, 2014

ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

by gregh March 8, 2014

ass slurry

pouring corn starch/baby powder down your but crack to fix swamp ass

my ass is chaffing let go make spme ass slurry to fix it

by keepcookin2 April 20, 2014

ass macaroni

ass macaroni is when you have haemorrhoids in the shape of elbow macaroni

"tia has some fine ass ass macaroni goin' on"

by @supersexysex June 13, 2014

ass knight

Slang -- Homo Sexual Male

Man , Ricky Martin is such an Ass Knight

by aj96 July 8, 2014

ass geyser

When you have not gone to the bathroom in a few days and really have to go and as soon as you pull down your pants your shit comes out and splatters everywhere like a geyser.

(in a public bathroom) "Woah, why is there shit all over the walls?"
"The guy who just walked out had the biggest ass geyser I've ever seen"

by SBrotato October 7, 2014