strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.

This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.

by Love Stinks January 24, 2024

Slop ‘n Chop

A derogatory term for an unhygienic and unkempt woman who habitually chops off the penis from any man with whom she’s had sex.

Uh oh, don’t go near that sorry old Slop ‘n Chop of a hag. She’ll chop your dick off!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff

said when something particularly unpleasant happens

guy 1: "Hey, did you hear your mum got in a car accident?"
guy 2: "buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff"

by Theadourus January 29, 2024

Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.

Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.

by ButtDartsWorldChamp January 29, 2024

Edging the n-word

When a white person almost says the n word but stops at the last second

Drew was edging the n-word so much last night

by EnlightenedDahrell01 February 2, 2024

Balls N Jaws

coolest golf brand known

Yo, Presley did you see the new Balls N Jaws drop. Shits insane!!

by RampageRogers February 4, 2024