Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 21, 2017

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 18, 2016

Meat Riding

Meat riding is a term to describe king henry slaves.

carter is meat riding

by balistah August 22, 2023

meat riding

simps for person by defending them and complimenting them

Alana was absolutely meat riding Bryson

by jiminy cricke4t December 03, 2023

Meat riding

Kivuva

Kivuva can’t keep preetham sick out of his mouth. He loves meat riding.

by Haggaisjrb September 16, 2023

Meat Riding

What Leandro Matthews does to Kanye West

Leandro: “I love Kanye so much i would do anything for him!”
Dallas: “Stop meat riding Kanye”

by DJmur078 March 06, 2024

meat garatine

It's when your best freind or worse enemy is sleeping and you sneak up on them with a glass of water than you pull out your dick and slap them in the face hard as you can with your dick so they wake up than you splash water in their face and yell YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MEAT GARATINED BITCH

Yo Johnny you have just been meat garatined bitch

by Sexybigdadyd December 07, 2015