cast job

You wraps linen around your dick and glue it together to make a makeshift dick cast when you're hard. Someone then jerks you off with the cast on for safety.

Guy 1: Yo, last night my gf gave me a cast job
Guy 2: Awesome! How'd you get it off?
Guy 1: She sucked the glue off.

by JoFun May 14, 2016

Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013

Chelsea job

A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.

Even though he dropped out of college, his Dad got him a Chelsea job at the bank making 6 figures.

by Vorlock September 28, 2018

Bling Job

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.

That was a sweet bling job!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

braid job

1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.

2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.

Man: "damn, girl. Dat braid job doe.

by roostertit February 24, 2014

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021