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This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope
"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."
by junebugistired April 23, 2020
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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a dog's head in a box

this term refers to when you were being threatened by someone most likely the mob sends you dogs head in a box
Person 1: Whats in the box?
Person 2: IDK lets check
*Sees the head*
Person 1: No McSnuggleston the III who did this to you
Person 2: Theres a note
"Who names their dog McSnuggleston the III THERES NOT EVEN I OR II"
This is an example of "A dog's head in a box"
by oi bloody cunt May 24, 2021
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X-box deaf

Cant hear anything while playing the X-box, he is x-box deaf
He ignored basically everyone, he was trapped in the zone of playing DayZ on the Xbox. He is x-box deaf
by MillieSus49 May 15, 2023
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Dirt Box

Dirt Box is a term that refers to the anal sphincter.
The Instagram "model" has had to revert to posting pictures of her dirt box for money so that she can pay her TAFE course.
by ashleyh_2002 July 24, 2018
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Rocks in the Box

1. A kids game where one puts rocks into a box, especially shiny or odd shaped rocks.

2. The act of a man stuffing ones penis and testicles in their entirety into a woman's vaginal passage.
1. "Look, there's some more shiny ones, let's get those rocks in the box!"

2. "I've met a new girl, she really loves the full on rocks in the box!"
by BwB_75 August 30, 2013
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Punch box

Some German dungeon broad is getting her punch box worked in the other room.
by Banana Hammie March 2, 2020
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