Doe DIck

One who has little to no common sense, but has super human strength.

You are a doe dick

by Fireman911 October 17, 2013

Onion dick

A condition where ones dick stinks so badly can bring a tear to the eyes of ones lover on in a confined space ones self.

"after a hard days labor in this heat probably got onion dick going on"

by Travis thunder March 20, 2012

Cheeto dick

When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.

A) did you smell Tommy's cheeto dick?

B) His cheeto dick reeks!

by the real Chester Cheeto November 26, 2011

dick-froes

Pubic Hair.

Mistress: How long've you been shaved there?
Dude 1: Don't know, like 6th grade?
Mistress: Nice!
Dude 1: Gets me an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick-froes.

by Manardson December 7, 2011

Dick Smeller

A rude person who doesn't acted kindly.

I was tryin to take left but this dick smeller cut me off.

by Dayman11389 August 1, 2011

Dick Swagger

1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.

2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.

1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."

2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."

by scuba329 September 10, 2011

Dick it and Kick it.

To have sex with a girl then dump her.

Joe: "I just want to fuck Sally, not get into a serious relationship with her!" John: "Dick it and Kick it."

by Big B Base God October 14, 2011