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Boulder High School

I have to drop Johnny off at Boulder High School. Today he’s learning how to read!
by PupperFrancini June 5, 2018
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Riviera Preparatory Schools

An institution that came straight from hell. A place where a student must fear for there education because of the administration. If they don’t like you, you will die. Do something there not in favor of, expelled. If you want to kill urself, this is the place for u.
I fucking hate Riviera Preparatory Schools bro.
by Angelfromhell November 25, 2019
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Norwalk High School

A public high school in Norwalk Connecticut. It has decent academics and sports, but is filled with big booty thots , juul fiends, crackheads, etc.
“Hey bro did u see that Sophomore thot?”

“Yeah , I’m pretty sure she goes to Norwalk High School.”
by BootySlayr69 February 24, 2019
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University of Birmingham School

A shit hole full of racist teachers and their irrelevant excuses. On call is a bag of shit when the teacher calls a member of staff and by the time they get to your classroom you are hiding in the bathroom on your phone
Welcome to the University of Birmingham School we talk about our private lives and how we’re adopted from two gay males
by Believer094358 May 27, 2019
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Pearson Middle School

A place where you realize that nobody loves you and you are a piece of shit. The hallways smell like sweaty ass and the teachers are lazy assholes. 8th grade bathrooms smell like juul 24/7 (: Best place to go if you wanna meet a bunch of faggots and clout chasers
"Hey you go to Pearson Middle School?"
"yea it sucks dick harder than your grandma"
by fuckmewithajuul March 24, 2019
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Tarkanian middle school

Tarkanian middle school is the worst school ever don't go there the deans will suspended you for no reason the kids are disrespectful little brats the 8th graders think there all that like no your not all that and that school is full of hoes and sluts and petty little slut bags
by SPongebob2234 April 16, 2019
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Grayslake Middle School

The fucking worst place on planet earth. First you come to school and are greeted by a teacher that dosen’t give two shits about you because they are fucking out too get you. If you make it to lunch without fifty detentions and maybe a Panther Paw or two (their stupid fucking reward) you will get in a long ass hot lunch line. There you will wait about 2 1/2 hours so they can throw some shitty pizza on your plate, and a milk. Their milk tastes like it just came from their science lab cause the school is too poor to buy real milk. Then you go to sit down but every kid is a bully or a snitch. Finally you find a place to sit and you try to take a nibble out of their pizza and puke. Then lunch is over so you go to gym where you are expected to change in 2 second and wear heart rate monitors that leave red marks on your body because they are so fucking tight and painful. If you forget something in your locker and go back for it you get a detention. Finally you make it out and go threw the rest of your classes, and if you cry once at school you are showered by, “Are you okay?” And later might get sent to the social worker where the lights are so fucking dim you flick the social worker off and she can’t even see it. Finally after a long day you make it out of school alive and go on the dirty ass busses once again. When you get home you have an hour of homework but at least you are gone from Grayslake Middle School.
You: *dies and goes to hell*
Your Mom: How was hell today?
You: It felt like nothing compared to one day at Grayslake Middle School.
by GMS sufferer September 24, 2019
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