Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.

Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"

by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023

Thy Rock

Is a drink commonly enjoyed by drinkers who would like to get drunk fast.
recipe is 1/3 vodka 2/3 somersby (preferebly theapple flavour)

Man I don't remember anything after that Thy Rock last night

by Sortfarmor November 8, 2023

Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

aesop rock

Maiyima’s husband

Have you met Maiyima’s husband, Aesop Rock?

by cuntgod December 22, 2023

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

International Throw Rocks at Femboys day

March 18. At that day you are allowed to throw as many rocks as you can at femboys and they CANT fight back or complain

"Oh boy, i cant wait for march 18! International Throw rocks at femboys day is my favorite holiday!"

by Tharlo21 December 27, 2023

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023