Odessa, New York

If you like fucking your duster and drinking moonshine, man belive me when I tell you this is the place for you. There also many already raped sheep walking around if you are not exactly cut out for the sister thing. You need a microscope to see the population and mostly everyone who started there lives here... are still here for some god awful reason. All the party’s in Odessa are BYOB because everyone’s to fucking poor to share a little.

“Man I would love to live in Odessa, New York. Wouldn’t you?”
“No you god damn moron. What the hell is wrong with you?”

by Odessa, New York December 19, 2018

new gen picasso

autistic artist matthew "new gen picasso" king

person 1: did you see new gen picasso's art?

person 2: yeah its great!

by wantex December 15, 2020

New Puppy Syndrome

When a person just out of a relationship jumps into a new relationship quickly. Similar to the situation in which a beloved dog dies, so the person gets a new puppy to replace the lost dog.

"Wow, she didn't take long to find a new man, it's only been a week since her ex left her."

"Yeah, she definitely has New Puppy Syndrome."

by Tifferous November 7, 2011

New Year's Swag

n. new clothes, weave, etc. usually as a result of christmas money or presents, that almost all kids wear on the first days back to school after winter break. Usually only lasts 1-3 days.

ohhh shiiit, Rae-Rae got that new coogi and a new mohawk! He got his New Year's Swag on point!!

by Melkat January 14, 2011

new girlfriend diet

When a new girlfriend cooks so well that you can't stop eating her food, thus gaining weight.

Man1: have you gained weight?
Man 2 : yeah, I'm going through a new girlfriend diet.

by luisfemart April 3, 2011

Buttfuck, New Jersey

adj. While not as far away as Buttfuck Nowhere, this term is used when you have no idea where you are located currently, but have a general sense of where you're, somewhat, at. This is normally used when describing your location in a text, or as a witty comment. Synonym for "Middle of Nowhere", although it can also be interchanged with "Hell".

Nig-nog #1: Where did that pig want us to go again, niBBA?

Niglet: Man, IDK, probably Buttfuck, New Jersey...

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 March 11, 2018

New Mexico Slip-in-slide

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.

Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015