by UltimateDoge June 08, 2022
Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!
*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."
2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!
*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."
2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 11, 2012
confused, crazy, deranged, messed-up, intoxicated, broed. Variations include (but are not limited to) bro-tired, bro-wired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy-broed, broed-a-la-mode, broed out da doe, and broed to tha floe. See also bro it out and the brozone. Origination in Santa Barbara, California, with subsequent development in more northern Bay Area towns.
"Man, am I broed out."
by Overturned Big Rig November 26, 2003
by moosears July 17, 2008
by Blast4dpast January 12, 2022
The next step up from friend zone.. this is not a zone you want to be in my friend. This is when you’ve messed up too much to go back to being a friend, but she’s choosing to keep you around out of convenience. You are.. bro-zoned
Dude texts you “how are you feeling” just to follow it up with a “so your roommate is out of town this weekend 👀?”… wow. Your bro-zoned bitch.
by Ratchelhoeliday July 27, 2021
When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.
Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"
by Kekala June 30, 2022