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John

by 98765421 October 16, 2017
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John Wilkes Boothing

(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.

(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.
by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018
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john mulder

John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay
Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?

Jerry- Is John even real?
by Gay Lord Steam Bath January 20, 2020
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John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey
"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night
by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015
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John 3:33

Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug.
Person 1: "Hey do you eat bugs?"
Person 2: "I live by John 3:33."
Person 1: "Oh cool."
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John Woodward

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?
by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025
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John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
by King of Salads October 16, 2020
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