A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot

I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.

by Hugh’s Jassle December 26, 2022

Box like a fish

Where you are absolutely cracked at life and shot on minorities

I am a box like a fish at pife

by Skatadoododoo December 25, 2020

Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 07, 2023

julia box

Basic bitch who can't even decorate a Christmas tree in a school library correctly . Jk, love Ya gurl

Wow Julia box, those decorations are so....basic

by Crumbsalloverthegoddamncarpet July 01, 2015

ice boxing

when you numb your penis and suck yourself off so it feels like you are sucking off someone else's penis

sorry man I was late for work due to ice boxing.

by arthurprado January 15, 2021

TOXIC BOX

SLAG, SLUT WHORE ETC. BAISACALLY A GIRL WHO WILL DO ANY SEXUAL ACT WITHOUT ANY QUESTIONS ASKED

SMELLY VANGITA

DO U WANT TO AV A ROUTE ROUND MA TOXIC BOX???

PHHEEWWWW CAN U SMELL THAT TOXIC BOX??? IT REEKS!!!!

by LOUDER'N'PROUDER February 29, 2012

Slouch box

A bed or small bedroom. For example, a college door room.

I’m beat. After dinner I’m going to the slouch box.

by Srkstl December 27, 2021