A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.

Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!

poo mom by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021

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Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

Ur mom by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021

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ur mom

the insane backup for a roast

guy one what did u do last night guy 2 ur mom

ur mom by imlikeurhga toodankwithdamemes April 15, 2021

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my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

my mom got me pregnant by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

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