Shane Green

Some random black guy who is a level 100 freak and a level 1 crook. He has no money, no bitches, and no skill at games. He does however have the most amazing and wonderful and extraordinary best friend any person should wish for and is lucky to have him. This guy has a chode.

Person 1: Hey do you know Shane Green?
Person 2: Unfortunately I remember some fucking camo pants he wore that sucked. I hope someone pees on them.

by The only guy that knows his sh January 02, 2025

green-digger

A person who forms relationships with a plant collector in order to get cuttings of their most expensive and rare specimens.

I know he's a green-digger because he brought his garden scissors to the hookup after spotting the albo monstera in my profile pic.

by Monstera Albo January 15, 2022

Green digger

someone who hangs out with another because of the quality of the weed they smoke and/or they amount they can acquire

Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Ok. *Pulls out bag of premium quality cannabis and starts rolling a joint*
Girl:*Notices bag of flowers* "I can hang around for awhile though."
Guy: You're such a green digger.

by Tron420 August 27, 2020

green rocket

A blunt , super pure weed, super chronic.

Man I hit that green rocket and it was chronic as f***.

by Yahboieasy January 02, 2016

Tip Green

To leave tips of money.

1. I left him, a hella Tip Green.

2. A Tip Green for that woman Sir!

by Hele53 June 23, 2021

Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 18, 2022

green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 08, 2024