a friend

something that doesn't exist.

I have no a friend

by bobster4356 August 27, 2021

Chaotic Friend group

There’s always one of these in any school.
There’s the loud one, the mom of the group, the one that’s always sleeping, the funny one and then the “wtf” one

That’s the chaotic friend group, you should avoid them

by Bisexual_froggy_<3 August 28, 2021

Best friend

The one person that you can never stay mad at because you have important things to tell them. <3

P1: Hey best friend!
P2: Hi bestie!

by L0ST? September 1, 2021

Best friend nut

The moment you have sex with one of your best friends and can’t help but nut in less than a minute.

Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.

by whackamole69 September 7, 2021

Fagthetic friend

Your buddy Josh who wants you to sell your house the instance your man cave realizes it’s potential.

“That’s a great idea, man. I am sure glad to have a Fagthetic friend like you!!

by Passiveaggressive September 10, 2021

partial friend

A relationship where they establish a support system without any intention of actually caring.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"Cool," leaves, that's such a partial friend, no hug, no sympathy, no follow up, just no fucks given

by izziebela September 15, 2021

Boy-Friend

“Boy-dash-friend” A boy that’s a friend in an exclusive casual relationship. Think of it as a loose tooth hanging by a couple gum strands.

Sydney: hey girl, has max met your parents yet?
Rachel: hell no, he’s my boy-friend not my boyfriend

by bluecollargypsy September 20, 2021