Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.

“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper”

by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020

Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..

Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..

by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020

douchebag

People who go on spring break during the middle of a pandemic and say things like: “If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”

Stop being such a selfish douchebag!

by ButchMasterK March 25, 2020

douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!

Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.

by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020

Douche

Someone with a very false, ego-drive sense of self.

Look up finding my republican goddess as an example of a douche.

by Burgeranymous April 27, 2020

Douchebag

A person or People Who Think they are cool 😎 or Dress like Hell.

Hey look at that Douchebag smoking Smoking his little Vape!
Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!

by Makkyak May 1, 2020

douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.

le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death

by somethingican May 25, 2020