Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Dick-whipped

The act of a female being so head over heels in-love with her man's penis, AND his skill in using it(along with his other enhanced love-making skills), he has her deeply IN to him; giving no serious thought to any other man(because she is so dick-whipped by HIS penis)

Guy texts his GF or wife while at work: "Baby, wear something sexy for me when i come home. "
Her reply, "Sure, my Love. You know how 'dick-whipped' i am for you!"

by TropicalLady August 16, 2017

throat dick

A male who has a sore throat from oral sex with another male.

Arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat dick.

by bladehadley March 13, 2010

urban dicking

Going to an urban enviroment for the sole reason of preforming sex.

I'm off to do sum urban dicking, er is your sister still at home

by Wally_da_greeter December 23, 2008

dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick

guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!

by wineandcheese August 14, 2009

Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014

Onion dick

A condition where ones dick stinks so badly can bring a tear to the eyes of ones lover on in a confined space ones self.

"after a hard days labor in this heat probably got onion dick going on"

by Travis thunder March 20, 2012