ass carting

a sport; where you use a cart with 4 wheels and a cushion and you go down hills and run and jump on. its a blast you should all try it

i went ass carting last night.

by Christina D April 4, 2008

ass viking

gay guy who likes ass

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...

by M>L>A April 9, 2009

ass-rivet

Any co-worker, usually one in a higher position than your own, who can't allow you to do your job without constantly checking in, emailing to see how you're doing, or looking over your shoulder, to the point where he or she seems permanently, physically attached to you.

Tom could have finished his project on time if that ass-rivet, Todd, had left him alone for five minutes.

by cre8tv August 20, 2008

ass of Jack

another, nicer way of calling someone a jackass

My ex is a complete ass of Jack.

by crowgrl13 October 1, 2008

ass on back

a person whose ass is literally on their back

emily: ariel! ohh snap look!
ariel: what?
emily: its AOB ass on back! :

by Emily Darlinqq January 30, 2009

Ass Thinking

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking

Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

Ass-Joking

A silly statement or remark that makes oneself or another person look incompetent or sarcastic

Are you Ass-Joking yourself?

by jopl March 17, 2013