jen the tank

a person who is completly tankedd
abnormally strong and a complete beast
sellers, kyle, kent, and brian all compare to jen the tank when in 3rd hour gym
JEN THE TANK!!!!

dood that guy is like jen the tank

ughhh jen the tank

jen the tank by BIG TIME PLAYYAA HOMES January 20, 2009

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squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

squeezin' the tuna by LoveMussel January 16, 2009

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give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1

OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.

give the toilet a lap dance by popsiclelover August 17, 2009

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caught the tater

verb. unwillingly getting caught in an illegal act and or being arrested.

perp: where u at?

eazy: caught the tater bruh ; driving home last night with a brewty in my hand and a bluntsky and the boys rolled up behind me. caught the tater...

caught the tater by brupty March 14, 2010

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Sending out the Troops

Another euphemism for male masturbation used by Beavis in an episode of "Beavis and Butthead".

Down time at boot camp was commonly spent sending out the troops.

Sending out the Troops by A Stalwart Clone May 25, 2006

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balls on the table

risking everything

a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"

zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table

balls on the table by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

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Falling off the train

When one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. Also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential.

You asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the train.

Falling off the train by Catirandafly October 15, 2016

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