Your typical Texas redneck idiot that is in love with guns, drives a big truck, smokes Marlboro Reds, and still flies the Rebel Flag. May also inbreed.
by Mr. Fart Stink January 23, 2019
by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021
by Chaos bb November 25, 2021
A Gay cute looking dude with a massive amount of post nut clarity inside of him and hes in love with cash as well
JOHN DANGER IS A CUTIE
by CASHEND November 25, 2021
by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 25, 2021
The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
by Tex Tile February 13, 2016
The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
by Tex Tile February 07, 2016