Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois

Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

god at all games

GOD TEIR at every video game ; cracked at the craft.

That guy is so good, he must be a god at all games.

by Megamoleys November 29, 2022

Panty God

Panty god is a fine member of society...

she appears everywhere, anytime, any given circumstances—but when you’ve seen her, nor talked to her. She’d disappear for two weeks or more but reappear again.

She has a sheer fondness of the sky and the ocean.

Her pantyful existence is precious.

“Have you seen panty god?”

“Ah yes! She said hi.”

“Say hi!”

“No. You two talk.”

by UnknownIdiot October 28, 2019

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

clap god

when a indisual claps there ass cheeks so hard they make gods big bang look like a pooper

ill clap god your ass

by big boy man baby January 14, 2020

Clavicle God

This is given to the Dwight Howard.

He is the Clavicle God.
No more words needs to be said.

Dwight the Clavicle God has done it once again

by I eat my cereal with a fork October 10, 2025