green despacito

The green variant of despacito

Dude have you listened to Green despacito? Its so much better than purple despacito

by hi1337hi August 6, 2018

Green inspiration

Money

Lawyer asking client for money to continue case: "Harold, I work on green inspiration."

Michael Connelly , "The Lincoln Lawyer."

by Berkeley Child December 10, 2016

green gum

when you're making out with someone and their flem comes out and they spit it into your mouth.

we were making out and he green gummed me

by shreklives April 14, 2022

green

the answer to "if i have two apples in the fridge and quandale takes 3 how many do i have left in the oven true or right?"

someone: "if i have two apples in the fridge and quandale takes 3 how many do i have left in the oven true or right?"

me: "green"

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by i kind of look like beyonce May 25, 2022

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

Green

It means everything is okay or the plan is good to go.

Person 1: “Shawty we can slide right?”
Person 2: “Yeah gang we green”

by Bavaj November 23, 2021

Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.

Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025