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Reverse bag with fig

When performing the tea bag, moving farther up the victim's face and dropping your testicles on the bridge of the nose and even across the eyes, thus rubbing your ripe asshole on the mouth on the victim. Typically an exclamation point to a well-executived tea bag when performed in front of an audience.
Get your camera, I'm about to give him the reverse bag with fig. There needs to be some documentation he had my fig on his lips.
by Louisiana Gold December 18, 2008
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doggie bag

wen sum person is all in ur face, and later u chop der dog into peeces wid a chainsaww and put it in a dog bag aand wip it at teh hater. wile dy r all liek aaaaah u chop dem in haff using teh saem chainsaww.
I doggie baged sum hatahz
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brown paper bag

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.
Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.
by gbrd January 6, 2008
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ball bag balm

A balm applied to the ball bag or other areas for relief from virtually any symptom. also used as a phrase inserted quickly (or even slowly) into a conversation in an attempt to trick the listener into not hearing or recognizing that the phrase was even uttered
Hey Paul! My sac is really burning and itching today. Is there a chance you have some Ball Bag Balm I could use?
by Reidp3 August 14, 2006
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Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.
Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.
by NorbertO October 5, 2012
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Gag 'n' Bag

An expression used to describe someone that you find physically attractive (enough to have sex with) but otherwise find replusive. Stems from the idea of gagging the person so that you can't hear the crap that comes out of their mouth, in order to increase your sense of pleasure when bagging (or sleeping with) them.
Kurtis is an arrogant, manipulative prick; talking to him for more than 5 minutes is overbearing which is too bad since he's such a hottie - he's a total gag 'n' bag.

or

A hot annoying/stupid chick that won't shut up would be considered a gag 'n' bag.
by Michelle Dubs February 25, 2011
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Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011
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