Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Meat-eating is fine Day

On November 23, we acknowledge that eating animals is fine.

Please celebrate Meat-eating is fine Day, even if you’re vegan.

by Animeird November 18, 2020

Meat Vault

The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.

Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!

by Halosimage February 15, 2021

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024

Sion Meat

Referring to Notre Dame de Sion in Kansas City, Missouri. This is what the St Teresa’s girls call them during rival games yelling their famous chant.

“What do we eat, what do we eat??”
“SION MEAT, SION MEAT!!!”
“HOW DO WE LIKE IT, HOW DO WE LIKE IT??”
“RAW RAW RAW”

by Xoxourmum May 2, 2023

Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.

Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.

by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022

Meat Capsule

Another, more fitting word for the human brain.

Person A: "Are you fucking stupid? Use your Meat Capsule for once."

by kingcarnival May 7, 2022