Fuck Moe

1. A person who takes an unusually long amount of time to accomplish a task that should be relatively quick and easy for most people. (This person usually appears when you are late or have to pee incredibly bad)

2. Someone who takes fucking life time...usually they can be found most public places especially where decision making is manditory!

"Come on Fuck Moe you've been trying to order for like the past 10 mintues, what the fuck do you want?!"

Marge: "Why were you so late picking me up Bob?"

Bob: "Sorry Honey, this Fuck Moe in front of me missed the green arrow at the stop light."

by I hate fuck moes December 9, 2007

douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008

cast-fuck

Cast-Fucking is a sexual act where a person wearing and/or sporting a cast is fucked in their cast.

Joni still looks good after her surgery. I'd love to cast-fuck her.

by Dannifer July 6, 2009

Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.

by Pat November 20, 2004

cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally hosed up by a group of managers who couldn't leave well enough alone.

Better back up that estimate, there's a cluster fuck where the Planning Department used to be.

by Concerned Citizen #6942 February 16, 2002

air fuck

A thrusting motion in the pelvic area performed by a male without female nor pillow below him

Good god i heard Peaches air fucked naked on all fours in front of those girls, have him no shame?

by Mathias September 8, 2004

monkey fucking

when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.

Dave enjoys monkey fucking outside of his dorm.

by you deal with me or you deal with the UP August 31, 2006