Donk Shit

A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.

Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!

by static1432 October 23, 2009

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ghost-shit

A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).

Q.= Did you finish the toilet-paper ?
A.= No man, I took a ghost-shit

by Clockwork Nic June 27, 2007

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Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

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Shit Crick

refering to a crick that mostly or entirly flows with shit, this is where you will be when you get fucked over in life

Babbaganush was up shit crick when he missed his parole hearing.

by SupraX January 21, 2005

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fuckass shit

a major loser

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

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You know, Patricia…Al, he’s not had a proper girlfriend!

AL LOOKS EMBARRASSED.

Imagine this – thirty three and still no girlfriend! I used to weep at night, thinking he might be a Mary Queen!

PATRICIA:
American?

POP:
No! A Mary Queen! A poof! A shit-stabber!

by Robo the gay October 14, 2003

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