straggle rock

A place where alot of stragglers congregate, like casinos, motels,etc.

"I picked up a new hoe down at straggle rock"

by Oliver Klowzoff October 14, 2023

hard rock cereal

I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning

ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

Corporate rock

When a company hires musicians to make rock and roll.
The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.

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Guy 1 "Did you hear that music in the commercial?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"

by dghgt October 19, 2023

go kick rocks

Another way to say either "go away," "get the fuck out," or even "go fuck yourself." Another alternative is "go fly a kite."

Random scene chick: Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
youqueerbro?: How about you go suck a fuck and play in the streets?

Random scene chick (yes she's back, don't ask how): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA: Go kick rocks.

Random scene chick (how many fucking times-): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
my stupid ass: Uuuhhhhh...I don't have the money...

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

Chrisean Rock

A delusional weird drug addict. her drug is Blueface, an engaged man to Jaidyn whom he’s been with for a long ass time. At this point, it makes me feel like she likes Blueface more than her own son with the way that shes throwing her life away. Needs to leave Summer Walker alone. She got a snaggle tooth, no man, fucked up life and a baby she cant even hold right. Summer Walker didn't lie dont get mad because she showed you truth and she got mad, she acting like she gon fight summer like her security wont body the fuck outta her. Know your place , you’re 23 act like it. Before you go back to Blueface how about you fix yo mama teeth cause we both she aint got none. We can see you taking inspo for her. focus on your son who got leaked because of YOU. I feel bad ghat you his mother this is the definition of all children deserve parents, but not all parents deserve children. How can your big sister come on the job that you apparently is the “star of” and take your place… you not the fan favourite anymore sis 🤣

Nita: yk chrisean rock?

Chelsea: that one bitch who pulled her tooth out because of a man🤣

Nita: Yeahhhh he said i was as delusional as chrisean, i cried.

by ReadThem October 27, 2023