god

fake dude boy chils man child

god ant no player bro

by ffdfrfgrrdfreedd May 8, 2023

Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

I'm in a rush to get out the house so I'll just have a Good morning and god bless to save some time

by Otablue May 23, 2018

God-lover

Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.

My aunt is a god-lover who’s house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.

He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.

There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.

by I_caveman August 23, 2019

God

A guy people often turn to in an attempt to act superior in intellect.

Well I know God wouldn't have let me down like this.

by Artist to some August 19, 2019

Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

God

Michael

Circle (god) is the best shape

by Daddy's got a fatty January 20, 2022

Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018