Trader Joe’s

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever

P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose

by DogLover_cool July 10, 2023

Joe Daddy

The opposite of Joe Mama . This can imply to anything who can say. It doesn't even half to make sense.

Man: You know who is in your house?
Man 2: Joe Daddy was in your house

Girl: How are you today?
Boy: Joe Daddy

Boy: You Know who is better than Eminem?
Boy 2: Who?
Boy: Joe Daddy is better than Eminem?

by AntMan614 November 18, 2021

Wriggly joe

The act of filling a condom with maggots and pleasuring yourself with it

I got so horny last night I had to make a wriggly joe

by Diggsmaggot October 25, 2020

Joe-tato

A geriatric male who's lost all ability to speak coherently.

That dude just changed the subject in the middle of a sentence. He's a real Joe-tato

by Problematic AF December 14, 2023

Joe fontano

An avid steroid user, gym rat.
Spends much of their 20’s in high school, despite missing many classes.

Hey what is joe fontano doing here, shouldn’t he of graduated last year?

by June 17, 2022

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

by 3hourtour June 02, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer who rigidly follows his sales script.

I interrupted a Roomba Joe during his pitch forcing him to start over.

by 3hourtour June 08, 2024