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Got a page missing

to be used to describe somebody who is lacking in intelligence
"this guys got a page missing"

"no he's missing a whole chapter"
by magic sandall October 22, 2022
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this side of the missisippi

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.
cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.
by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 21, 2022
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I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
by British_Anon December 5, 2022
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Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.
Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022
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dog on a mission

Halfway between doggy style and missionary. (Partner lays on side).
by Faxboi.com January 22, 2023
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The Aunt Missy Special

A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.
Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.
by BallTapper69 March 8, 2023
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an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023
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