Man ply

When a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose.

Wife: "You know my husband? He spilled a glass of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply'd it and now there's no tissue paper left."

Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."

by jake sanchard October 20, 2008

man print

The mark that is left by someone(usually male)who has a dirty asshole when they sit naked on something.

Damn! I was blowing Henry and when he got up there was a man print on my bed.

by bunchypants November 3, 2008

Man-Crush

When a guy has feelings for girls but also feels a non-sexual attraction to another guy.

Dude, I have such a Man-Crush on Austin

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 11, 2013

selfish man

Bryan E. Velez,

A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser

Him, You my soul-mate the love of my life..

Me, prove it to me ...

Him, I cant wrong timing baby,

Me, You are one selfish man

by The new girl =) January 16, 2014

Man purse

A method to store personal property that usually involves the rectal cavity.

When Steve was arrested, he hid his cocaine in his man purse so the police would not find it.

by that guy in the yellow shirt February 24, 2014

Man tiger

a straight man who lifts weights and appreciates gay affection.

Sheldon's girlfriend is hot but he has gay friends who like to touch his chest and he likes it! He's a man tiger if I ever saw one...

by Mike Konycki May 23, 2014

Swagr Man

is a guy who fucks bitches and gets money.

I want be like Swagr Man when i grow up.

by swagr man May 31, 2014