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by johnnytest2571 November 23, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Apparently how people make new sex methods
After going on Urban Dictionary, I'm gonna have to think twice before I tell people I rawdogged my Vietnam Airlines flight.
by iDontTrustYou June 25, 2025
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(urban) Dictionary

When people attempt to use Urban Dictionary like a proper dictionary, giving words actual meanings that would make sense in a proper dictionary
Guy 1: Hey, I just looked up the (urban) Dictionary definition for Kanji, it surprisingly makes a lot of sense.

Guy 2: Why did they go to Urban Dictionary for that, there are actual dictionaries meant for that kind of thing.
by Earl is a fun name November 15, 2023
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Dude, really? You looked up urban dictionary IN the urban dictionary?
Guy 1: Hey, do you know what the urban dictionary is?
Guy 2: No I don't. How about we look it up in the urban dictionary
See how dumb that sounds?
by Hipponoceros July 23, 2016
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A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.
Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."
by youngsallyface February 15, 2021
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horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )
I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020
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Offers user-made definitions of stupid words and is not a reliable service. If you go to Urban Dictionary for actual definitions, you are stupid and deserve what's coming to you.
Ugh, Jane thinks I hate her 'cause I said I'd spoon her. She read spooning was something bad on Urban Dictionary.
by MakiMura April 22, 2019
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