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hank green

For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.

Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
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Green fn

"Green fn" is said whenever someone's shot is wet asf. This is usually said after someone doubts you.
Bobby: Jake, ain't no way you make that shot

*Jake makes the shot*

Jake: Green fn
by BllltGow March 5, 2024
mugGet the Green fnmug.

Green Card

basically a card given to people that legally immigrate to the US that says there’s allowed to stay there permanently.
Tom had gotten his green card after successfully going through the immigration process without problems
by nlolhere July 14, 2020
mugGet the Green Cardmug.

Is Lime green a girl color?

Is Lime green a girl color? Of course! Lime green is a that fits girls!
You: Is Lime green a girl color?

Me: Lime green IS a girl color!!
by Elijahlolidk April 23, 2024
mugGet the Is Lime green a girl color?mug.

Green Team

A team comprised entirely of losers who spam projectiles and hang out near the ledges in super smash bros.
Green Team lost all of the marbles while playing as Spamus and King Krool. That’s what they get for playing such annoying, spammy characters. Sad!
by Kazuya-Mishima-Wins August 15, 2025
mugGet the Green Teammug.

Green jacket

A green jacket means giving someone a compliments that is so OVER the top that it literally coats them.
Person one: "You look so incredibly gorgeous today"

Person two: "Aww, thank you for that green jacket!"

Person one: "You are so very good at this game!"
Person one: "Here is your green jacket for today!"
by Notpunnyatall November 15, 2019
mugGet the Green jacketmug.

Green fn

by idekausrname March 12, 2024
mugGet the Green fnmug.

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