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The Schoomp Effect

The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".

Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.

The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
by aussiechick April 30, 2012
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TAPE Effect

When a party is being thrown and someone either texts the host, or somebody at the party, if they can show up even though they were not originally invited.
Sonya texted Alfred at 10:30 if she and two friends could pull up to Byron’s function even though the party was already in full swing. Sonya contributed to the TAPE Effect. This and opening a pack of gum in class in front of everybody give off the same energy. Everybody wants a piece.
by RoflSalts88 March 20, 2023
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Yeti Effect

If you have Yeti on your team, you will choke a lead.
I can't believe we choked that 5 round lead. The Yeti Effect caught up to us.
by jingu November 23, 2020
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disu effect

When an individual has been involved in romantic relations to a Disu and now suffering the consequences of so.
Commonly known as “disu charm” scientifically classified as PTSDD (post traumatic stress disu disorder)
by badbihhghetta January 21, 2024
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The DC effect

When you have been in a high position so long (usually a senator in DC) that you forget what it's like to be a common citizen, and think you're better than those "peasants." Forgetting you once were one.
Senator John Jones just passed a law that harms farmers even though he was one!

It's the DC effect, do not re-elect him.
by Amazo-Scorpio November 16, 2022
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Edgecomb Effect

when I male makes a pitiful and laughable attempt at shooting his shot with a female and fails miserably.
He is so bad at picking up girls people noticed the Edgecomb effect
by EdgecombEffected July 14, 2021
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